A Very Bad Thing

I've done something wrong...Something HORRIBLY wrong. I just bit the head off of Santa Claus. It tasted good. It tasted of chocolate. I'm so ashamed. The poor bastard. He never knew what hit 'em. Now he's headless, still wearing so much red. Oh god...I'm going to need therapy. It's too disturbing to post a pic.

The horror...the horror...