Narcissism at its worst

I've taken the plunge and decided to stroke my ego in this way because I'm sure that my friends are tired of hearing it. I'm always yapping about something...Whether it's the inaccessibility of today's classical music performances, the dearth of new music on programs, the dearth of music with new ideas on programs...

Of course, since I'm an uppity clarinet player, I've got suggestions for all of these issues. We'll get to them as I bumble through everything else along the way.